May 2013
102 posts
m0le:
roses are red violets are blue if i had a brick id throw it at you (◕‿◕✿)
sorryforpartybarackin:
im no cactus expert, but i know a prick when i see one
leeeeverett:
today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?” one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
bulletbakas:
Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
gnarly:
*starts typing text post*
*realizes nobody cares*
*stops typing text post*
that-stupid-tardis-sound:
if you pull out my earphones i will pull out your lungs
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
internet-slang:
Do horses say hold your humans when they tell other horses to calm down
theanti90smovement:
*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?
camouflagedpeeta:
jubetheboob:
camouflagedpeeta:
in 100 years.. will it really matter that i didnt do my homework
in a hundred years it wont even matter that you were alive. none of us will matter will will be memories, then the people whose memories we are in will die too and will will fade into pure nothingness.
so i guess i wont do my homework
shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:
people who still send facebook game requests
internetexplorers:
*snorts a line of hot chocolate powder*
Watchalexkisu:
danieldempsey:
My dude straight loving him some nsync.
FUCK HAHA
OH MY GOD
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
eleanorjanestyle:
localnativity:
i wanna audition for all the ugly roles in movies because if you get the part youre in a movie which is cool but if you don’t get the part it means that you’re not ugly enough for it which is also cool
nothing i’ve ever heard was as positive as this post
ammarmali:
That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
ghost-anus:
ghost-anus:
accidentally offending a good friend
purposefully offending a bad friend
leezzee:
gallifreyangurl:
dinosaurs-on-wheels:
hoechln:
i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead.
omg i’m in the same photo as tom hiddleston
ugh, my hair looks terrible
can we do it again i blinked
jdomenic:
maybe your dick is so small because you took 3/4 of it and shoved it into your personality
toinfinityandbeyonce:
finnickodaired:
barackinaroundthechristmastree:
WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS
let’s reflect on this
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monochrainbow:
mnastynastynasty:
oh my god i can’t get over this
he’s downspiraling so fast it’s like they finally flushed the toilet
how can you face your problem if your problem is your face
worldfamousprofessor:
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
1500hp:
the aight gatsby
hungarian:
today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up
